WEEKLY EVENTS: March 18, 2016 – March 24, 2016


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Denver! As you mercilessly scrub the remaining traces of that shamrock off your face, you may be wondering…what’s next? How about a celebration of poetry, gobs of comedy, pickles + beer, bingo, community building, pancakes, free music, rasslin’, pie, nerds, and cartoons?

Plus, be sure to check this week’s edition of Beer Me, for even more good time events.

(And for more free/low-cost events this weekend, check out Westword’s 10 things to do for $10 in Denver blog, which includes The Stompin’ Ground Games: Globeville/Elyria-Swansea at Swansea Recreation Center Park, Collaboration Fest After Party at Mercury Cafe, and Noise Floor at Syntax Physic Opera.)

Friday, March 18 & Saturday, March 19, 2016 @ 2pm – midnight: Night Bazaar at 2450 Larimer Street

From the folks that brought you TheBigWonderful comes the new and improved Night Bazaar! This time around, guests will have the opportunity to enjoy delicious homemade food, craft beer and cocktails, artisan vendors, soulful music, and a food truck garden on both Friday and Saturday nights. Happy hour from 2 – 6pm and 10pm – midnight. No cover and a great way to start your weekend!

Friday, March 18, 2016 @ 6 – 8pm: Black Sheep Fridays: Poetry Spam at the MCA Denver

Mixing hip with the weird, Black Sheep Fridays run weekly March 4 to April 29, from 6 – 8pm in the MCA Café. Visitors can stop by anytime during the evening to experience the fun (happy hour runs from 5 – 7pm). This week’s theme is Poetry Spam, where Denver poets read your spam emails. Free for members, $5 for regular people.

Friday, March 18, 2016 @ 7 – 9pm: Story Time! at El Charrito

Welcome to another edition of Story Time! Denver’s only one liner show. Comedians this month include Patrick Scott, John Papaioannou, Nate Balding, Alan Bromwell, Timmi Lasley, and headliner,
Ian Douglas Terry. Hosted by James Draper. This event is FREE and you should probably plan on sticking around for the karaoke afterward.

Friday, March 18, 2016 @ 8pm: Comedy Night at MetroBoom

Come out and experience comedy in a unique atmosphere while enjoying amazing handcrafted cocktails. This month’s show includes Steve Vanderploeg, Rachel Weeks, Corey Rhoads, and headliner, Zach Reinert. Hosted by Mike Hammock + Josh Skillman with a super secret special guest. No cover!

Friday, March 18, 2016 @ 8pm: Sunnyside Brewhaha at Diebolt Brewing Company

Diebolt welcomes a brand new comedy showcase, featuring fresh local talent and fresh local beer, hosted by Kira MagCalen. Performers include Greg Hutt, Miriam Moreno, Andres Becerril, Zeke Herrera, and headliner Janae Burris. No cover!

Friday, March 18, 2016 @ 9pm: Roll: Lucky Charms at the Exdo Event Center

Roll is a monthly themed, old-school roller-skating party, complete with flashing lights, music, karaoke, sippy cup drinks, dancing, and ping-pong! This month, bust out your greens, show your Irish pride, and get ready for a night of shenanigans! FREE admission between 9 – 10pm and $5 afterwards (or get advance tickets, which include skate rental). This event is 21+; sign your waiver ahead of time and avoid the line!

Friday, March 18, 2016 @ 9pm: Lipgloss at Bar Standard

Beautiful babies of Denver, come dance it out at Denver’s favorite indie rock dance night with DJs Hollow and DJ Tower. Hear great music that you won’t hear anywhere else, dance until your legs are weak, and drink until you’ve shown your liver who’s boss. They’ll also be giving away tickets to Holy Holy so get there! No cover before 10pm, $5 afterwards.

Saturday, March 19, 2016 @ 12 – 5pm: Beers & Spears at the Denver Beer Co.

Beers & Spears is back! It was such a blast last time, The Real Dill and Denver Beer Co. are teaming up once again to bring you this award-winning combination. (Please note: this combination has never actually won an award.) There will be $10 beer & pickle flights and a spicy pickle eating contest – winner takes home a DBC growler + a jar of pickles!

Saturday, March 19, 2016 @ 7 – 9pm: XX Bingo Night at Base Coat Nail Salon

I had the pleasure of attending the inaugural XX Bingo Night at Base Coat Salon and lemme tell you, I won BIG. $5 suggested donation includes complimentary PBR +  popcorn. Awesome prizes include gift cards to Base Coat, products, wine, and more! Space is limited; please email hello@basecoatnailsalon.com to reserve your spot!

Saturday, March 19, 2016 @ 8pm – 1am: Open House at 1280 Sherman Street

You are cordially invited to an evening of art, comedy, dancing, literature, music, massage, and more at 1280 Sherman Street (above City, O’ City). Come laugh, dance, make some art, get your photo taken, win some prizes, and meet cool people at this FREE event. View the schedule of happenings here.

Saturday, March 19, 2016 @ 9pm: Comedy Night at Declaration Brewing

Steve Vanderploeg hosts a FREE comedy night at Declaration, featuring Cory Helie, Miriam Moreno, Alan Bromwell, Mitch Jones, Jordan Wieleba, and Sam Tallent. No cover.

Saturday, March 19, 2016 @ 9pm: Whiskey Dreams at the Goosetown Tavern

Live music from The Trip, along with DJs spinning the best in Soul, Ska, Surf, Oldies, and more! No cover.

Saturday, March 19, 2016 @ 9pm: The Hits at Bowman’s Vinyl and Lounge

FREE and cool show at Denver’s new vinyl emporium. Drink specials all night long; come check it out.

Sunday, March 20, 2016 @ 10am: Pancake Hangover Cure at Beryl’s Beer Co.

Beryl’s Beer Co. is hosting a pancake brunch to help you soak up all of the excess from the night before. Morgan Handmade Rations will be offering amazing pancakes for $12 all-you-can-eat. Bring in your ticket stub from Collaboration Fest for $2 off.

Sunday, March 20, 2016, doors at 6:30pm, show at 7pm: Lucha Libre & Laughs at The Oriental Theater

Lucha Libre & Laughs brings together wrestling and laughing, which is just what the doctor ordered (if your doctor is Doctor Nick). This month’s show features comedians Hippieman, Garrett Waller, Rachel Weeks, and Ben Bryant; color commentary by Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund; and hosting services provided by Bobby Valentino. Come see who will be crowned the first tag-team champions in LLL history! Tickets are $10, but the bragging rights are free.

12439454_456581867871099_91512420938469090_nSunday, March 20, 2016 @ 7pm: Pee-wee’s Big Holiday at Grandma’s House

Come on down to Denver’s most nostalgic brewery for Pee Wee’s triumphant return to the silver screen. No cover.

Sunday, March 20, 2016 @ 7pm: RiNo Yacht Club | Movie Night at The Source

End your weekend with a familiar film, $6 cocktails, snacks, and a rad atmosphere. This week, guests can enjoy a screening of Blazing Saddles. No cover.

Monday, March 21, 2016 @ 4 – 6pm: World Poetry Day Readings at the Denver Central Library

Share the rich diversity of spoken word with live poetry readings celebrating World Poetry Day! FREE.

Monday, March 21, 2016, cocktails at 8pm: Amuse Booze at El Charrito

Amuse Booze is a monthly comedy showcase that appreciates a good hand-crafted cocktail. Three local bartenders will compete to make their own variations of three comics favorite cocktails. One bartender will be named victorious and move forward in the competition, whilst the audience enjoys tasting and laughing at the results. Tonight’s comedians include Deacon Gray (N/A), Christie Buchele (Salty Dogs), Rick Bryan (Hurricanes), and Hippieman (Gin & Tonics). Hosted by Meghan DePonceau and Anthony Crawford. $5 cover; $5 cocktails.

Monday, March 21, 2016 @ 8 – 10pm: Sexpot Comedy Presents: Open Mic Comedy Night at the Goosetown Tavern

FREE open mic comedy hosted by Jeff M. Albright. This is also a Sexpot Comedy/Denver Relief show, which means FREE schwag.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016 @ 6 – 9pm: Pie-Tasting at Stem Ciders

Stop on by Stem Ciders as they pair four slices of pie from The Long I Pie Shop with four ciders, for only $20. You can also order yourself a whole pie from The Long I and pick it up from the taproom that night. View the full line-up here. Yuh – um.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016 @ 8pm: Ratio Quiz Show – Movie Edition at Ratio Beerworks

The Ratio Quiz Show is a new show that pits teams of audience members (up to 5 people) against a panel of “experts”. If the expert team wins, the prizes for the audience members suck…if an audience team takes first place, the prizes are AWESOME. This month’s theme is movies, so show up with your friends in the know for your chance to win! FREE.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016: Free Booze Delivery from Drizly

Did you know you can get delicious booze delivered to your house in under an hour? In honor of Colorado Craft Beer WeekDrizly is now offering FREE delivery when you add any Colorado craft beer to your order from the website or via the app #snowload

Thursday, March 24, 2016, doors at 6:30pm, show at 7pm: Nerd Nite: Spiders, Epidemiology, and Paleontology at the Oriental Theater

If you are a fan of TED talks, the Discovery Channel, Wikipedia binges, and drinking alcohol, Nerd Nite is the show for you. Be there and be square! Tickets are $6 in advance; $8 at the door.

Thursday, March 24, 2016 @ 9pm: Motown Thursdays at Pearl’s

This Thursday night, enjoy some Motown jams served up with chicken & waffles (free with a purchase of a drank) with DJs Maladjusted and Caramello. No cover all night; $4 Breckenridge brews + Deep Eddy Vodka.

Thursday, March 24, 2016 @ 9pm: The Doom Room – March 2k16 at Crossroads Theater

The Doom Room returns with another night of improvised stand up-ish comedy! Come watch comedians make up sets based off of whatever pops up on their SCREEN OF DOOM. Hosted by Ian Douglas Terry and Matt Monroe with Andrew Bueno as the voice of DOOM! Comedians include Aaron Urist, Nicole Conlan, Christie Buchele, Mitch Jones, and more! Always wild, always a party. $5 cover includes FREE beer from Ratio Beerworks. Hell yeah.

Thursday, March 24, 2016 @ 10pm: Sexpot Comedy Presents: Cartoons & Comedy at the Deer Pile

Cartoons & Comedy is a nostalgic comedy show, created by Christopher Baker, featuring comedians riffing on your favorite cartoons and commercials from the 80s and 90s. And what trip down memory lane would be complete without tasty cereal? Comedians this month include Preston Tompkins, Zac Maas, and Mara Wiles! And don’t worry if you’re short on cash, this ish is FREE.