WEEKLY EVENTS: February 21, 2014 – February 27, 2014

1555299_658977524154124_853506513_nDear Denver, I never thought I’d say this, but my mood as of late can be summed up by the lyrics to this Huey Lewis & the News song:

I want a new drug
One that won’t make me sick
One that won’t make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new drug
One that won’t hurt my head
One that won’t make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

I’ll leave it at that.  And now I’ll go drink a mother fucking smoothie.  Xoxo.

(And as per youzh, check-out Westword’s 10 things to do for $10 in Denver blog for free/low-cost events this weekend.)

Friday, February 21, 2014 @ 7:30pm: Mile High Sci Fi: The Lost World at the Alamo Drafthouse

Come on out to the Alamo Drafthouse to watch/listen to Mile High Sci Fi take on the unnecessary sequel to Jurassic Park: The Lost World.  What, you’ve never heard of Mile High Sci Fi?  Essentially it is a couple of local comedians, making fun of a movie, a la Mystery Science Theater 3000.  Clever and inappropriate, with some of the best audio gags [insert boner noise here] you’ve ever heard…Plus the option to order food and booze right from your seat!  Harrison Rains and Nathan Lund will be bringing the funny tonight.  Tickets cost $12.50.


Friday, February 21, 2014 @ 8pm: PBBT! The Worst Films of 2013 at the SIE FilmCenter

Each year, The Razzies are handed out in Los Angeles to the worst films of the year.  This time around, the Reel Social Club is going to blow a couple of raspberries of their own.  They will be screening three of the worst movies from last year while special guest bartenders whip-up speciality raspberry-inspired cocktails just for the event.  Each of the three theaters will come alive with its own bartender, drinking game, and cinematic disaster onscreen; partygoers are encouraged to theater hop.  Tickets are $30 at the door, $25 in advance, or free for Reel Social Club members.  And now for a limited time only, if you become a Reel Social Club member, you will score an extra ticket to this event #hotdate

Friday, February 21, 2014 @ 8pm: Vegan Pizza Party (& Ice Cream) at Bonnie Brae Tavern

Come on out for some drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic), convo, and ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT vegan pizza at the family-owned Bonnie Brae Tavern.  Cost is only $10 (drinks are extra).  You do NOT have to drink alcohol nor be a card-carrying vegan to attend.  This is a family-friendly establishment so kids are welcome too.  And!  If you go to Bonnie Brae Ice Cream Shop (open until 9:30pm) across the street and tell them you are a part of this event, they will give you a 20% discount on their delicious homemade vegan soft serve!

Friday, February 21, 2014 @ 9pm: Cartoons & Comedy at the Deer Pile

The name says it all: cartoons and comedy, bro.  Come LOL as Roger Norquist, Aaron Urist and Jordan Doll poke fun at some old school cartoons.  And don’t worry if you’re short on cash, this ish is free.

Saturday, February 22, 2014 @ 11am – 3pm: Lovesick: Denver 2014 at Mile High Station

Does the mere thought of a wedding expo make you want to call the whole thing off?  Well have no fear you crazy hipsters in love, this event is for you. “We decided that since none of the cool vendors ever participate in cheesy bridal expos, we would just put all of the cool kids together in one room,” says Tom Wright, whose company, Lovesick Inc., is behind today’s Lovesick: Denver 2014.  A traveling collaboration with the world’s largest alternative wedding blog, Offbeat Bride, the non-traditional bridal bazaar brings Denver’s most creative planners, photographers, stylists, caterers and entertainment providers together under one roof.  Couple that with booze, burlesque, and music, you may even have a a good time. Tickets are $10 in advance, $15 at the door.


Saturday, February 22, 2014 @ 10pm: Epilogue Comedy at the Mutiny Information Cafe

Take a break from smashing PBRs with the bros and pop into Mutiny Information Cafe this Saturday night to grab a latte, hear some jokes, and peruse some vinyl.  This month’s comics include Jordan Wieleba, Byron F. Graham, Ben Kronberg, Troy Walker, and hosting services by Timmi Lasley.  And don’t worry if you haven’t gotten your tax return back yet, because this event is FREE!

Sunday, February 23, 2014 @ 7 – 11pm: House Show featuring Chimney Choir, Laura Goldhamer, and Lonesome Leash at the Oasis House

The Oasis House’s first live music show!  Chimney Choir will share new material they’ve been creating for a trip to True/False Film Festival next week.  Laura Goldhamer will share new songs that have been cropping up like beautiful weeds!  Lonesome Leash is a one-man band, and that man is Walt McClements.  He’s played in many bands including Dark Dark Dark.

Sunday, February 23, 2014doors at 7pm, show at 8pm: Propaganda at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret

FREE comedy show on the last Sunday of every month, featuring local and national talent in the coolest comedy club setting you’ve probably ever been to.  Pick-up a FREE Sexy Pizza slice card on your way out and end your night with some of the most delicious East Coast-style pizza in Denver.  This month’s comics to include: Ben Kronberg, Sam Tallent, Shayna Ferm, and headliner Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald.  And enjoy FREE street parking on Sundays, yo!

Sunday, February 23, 2014 @ 7:30pm: Space Prom at the Deer Pile

Come celebrate the one year anniversary of Space in your Face here in Denver.  Event will include refreshments & hors d’oeuvres, skits, live music from SMASH SYNDICATE, and the crowning of the Space Prom king and queen.  $10 at the door; dress code is prom attire with space flair – whatever that means to you!

Monday, February 24, 2014 @ 7pm: Flawless at the SIE FilmCenter

An ultraconservative security guard (Robert DeNiro) suffers a debilitating stroke and is assigned to a rehabilitative program that includes singing lessons — with the drag queen next door (Philip Seymour Hoffman).  Flawless hits the big screen for one night only in honor of the late great Philip Seymour Hoffman.  Tickets run $7 – $10.

Monday, February 24, 2014 @ 7 – 9pm: Forbidden Bingo at Maloney’s Tavern

Why is Forbidden Bingo so forbidden?  ”There are two reasons,” notes Day-Glo-coiffed DJ Rockstar Aaron, who co-hosts the new game night at Maloney’s Tavern in LoDo with the inimitable Sid Pink as a sidekick.  ”It’s the first bar bingo in LoDo, and the prizes are so naughty that some would say they are forbidden.”  Rockstar, who’s already a bingo aficionado and therefore thought the game would be a good addition in the trendy downtown bar-and-club district, adds that half the prizes given out for the ten games are items from Denver smut shop Romantix (the rest involve free drinks).  That should explain everything.  $5 menu items, two-for-one drink specials, and FREE to play!


Tuesday, February 25, 2014doors at 7pm, show at 8pm: Open Screen Night with the Fine Gentlemen’s Club at the Oriental Theater

The Fine Gentleman’s Club takes over Open Screen Night (OSN) this month to show all you local film lovers why they are known for having Too Much Fun.  The Fine Gentleman’s Club started when Chris Charpentier, Nathan Lund, Sam Tallent, and Bobby Crane got into a bidding war at the yacht store.  When none of the men backed down, ever, it was mutually agreed that each one was a Finer Gentleman than the next.  Catch them before they leave on tour February 29th!  Guest judges include Mara Wiles, Heather Snow, and Jon Ekstrom.  Think of OSN Denver as a monthly open mic night for short form video.  Submit your work for a chance to win awesome prizes!  Doors at 7pm; $5 admission.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014 @ 8pm: 3 Course Comedy: Bachelor Foods at the Deer Pile

3 Course Comedy is a monthly food-based comedy showcase hosted by Adrian P. Mesa and Eric Henderson.  Each month three comics bring food (appetizer, main course, dessert – all vegetarian) and food-based material.  Each show is recorded and released as a podcast available on iTunes and at 3coursecomedy.com.  This month’s comedians include  Matt Wayman,  Greg Baumhauer, and Brian Hocker.  Plus!  A special guest appearance by Kristin Rand.  FREE food.  FREE show.  Cheap beer.  Live podcast.

Thursday, February 27, 2014 @ 7:30pm: La Commission + Propaganda at Leon

Straight from Los Angeles, La Commission and Propaganda are going to call Leon home for the night to bring you their varying styles of singer-songwriter and spoken word & hip hop.  Hashtag special treat.  $10 suggested donation at the door.

Thursday, February 27, 2014 @ 8:30pmMovie Night at Glob

Local short films and videos on the big screen followed by a feature-length movie at Glob.  They will also be projecting The Existential Beaver episode #2 AND premiering episode #3!  Starts right at 8:30, bring your own videos and lawn chairs.